we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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