why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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