You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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