This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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