In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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