My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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