We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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