Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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