Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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