we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
