Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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