I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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