i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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