Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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