If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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