If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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