So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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