So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
this just has baby written all over it
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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You. Win. At. Life.
What a dumb baby whore.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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