i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
