what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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