Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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