just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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