she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize
