But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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