i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
