I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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