After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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