i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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