a queef is a wish your heart makes.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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