My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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