Will you blow on my dice?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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