best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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