So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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