Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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