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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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