Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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