i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We need to rekindle our bromance
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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