Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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