I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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