what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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