I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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