Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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