I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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