we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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