I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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