How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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