Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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