I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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