Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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