Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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