Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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