Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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