Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
There are leaves in my underwear?
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